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Please do not send me any more emails like this . . . .
I was in my launderette, emptying the boxes when I noticed a well dressed young man watcing a particular machine very closely.
"Don't worry," I told him "my machines won't damage your clothes."
He stunned me with his reply . . . .
"Oh. They're not my clothes - I never wear anything twice - I always bin my clothes once they have been worn but I do love to watch these machines in action."
Naturally I was a bit disbelieving and asked him why he did this.
"Because I can afford to." was his simple response.
I don't know about you, but that is a degree of wealth that I aspire to so I asked what he did for a living.
"Why don't you come to my home - that's where I work - and I'll show you."
I accepted the invitation with alacrity.
When I turned up at his address, I found the largest house that I have ever seen. I rang the door bell but after half an hour of waiting, began to think that I had been 'had' when the door was finally opened. There stood a liveried butler who obsequiously apologised for the slow response but he had gone to the wrong door.
I was taken to a large lounge that was fabulously furnished and with Turkish rugs all over the floor. My host was sitting at a small Louis quinz escritoir working on a small lap top computer.
"Welcome!" he called out "I'm glad you could make it. I told you that I would show you what I do for a living - this is it. I work a few minutes a day on my lap top.
He explained to me that he used to be a volunteer street sweeper (nobody would pay him) and, in his spare time, he had worked on the internet and created a fail proof system to make loads of money.
After years of starvation and having to wear cardboard boxes, he had cracked the system and was able to earn as much as he wanted, whenever he wanted. All he had to do was click his mouse three times a day while wearing his new underpants and money flooded into his bank accounts.
After mopping up the pool of drool that I was now standing in, I suggested that maybe we could launch this as a great new internet marketing system.
After some very hard bargaining, he agreed that I could share his secret with my list provided that we could charge a reasonable fee.
We could easily charge $10,000 for this fail proof system but being the benevolent and benificent people that we are, we have decided that, to give as many people as possible the system that guarantees to make them millions by 3am last Tuesday, we are making a limited time offer of $0.10 so grab it now while you can. We will be raising the price within the next century so make sure you don't miss out.
Go to www dot theywillbuyanycrap dot com and see what you will be getting.
p.s. This is very similar to a post that was censored in the Warrior Forum. Hopefully Ningers will see my message and understand what I am saying and not have a vested interest in Internet Marketing Crapology being prolonged and promulgated to excess.
"Don't worry," I told him "my machines won't damage your clothes."
He stunned me with his reply . . . .
"Oh. They're not my clothes - I never wear anything twice - I always bin my clothes once they have been worn but I do love to watch these machines in action."
Naturally I was a bit disbelieving and asked him why he did this.
"Because I can afford to." was his simple response.
I don't know about you, but that is a degree of wealth that I aspire to so I asked what he did for a living.
"Why don't you come to my home - that's where I work - and I'll show you."
I accepted the invitation with alacrity.
When I turned up at his address, I found the largest house that I have ever seen. I rang the door bell but after half an hour of waiting, began to think that I had been 'had' when the door was finally opened. There stood a liveried butler who obsequiously apologised for the slow response but he had gone to the wrong door.
I was taken to a large lounge that was fabulously furnished and with Turkish rugs all over the floor. My host was sitting at a small Louis quinz escritoir working on a small lap top computer.
"Welcome!" he called out "I'm glad you could make it. I told you that I would show you what I do for a living - this is it. I work a few minutes a day on my lap top.
He explained to me that he used to be a volunteer street sweeper (nobody would pay him) and, in his spare time, he had worked on the internet and created a fail proof system to make loads of money.
After years of starvation and having to wear cardboard boxes, he had cracked the system and was able to earn as much as he wanted, whenever he wanted. All he had to do was click his mouse three times a day while wearing his new underpants and money flooded into his bank accounts.
After mopping up the pool of drool that I was now standing in, I suggested that maybe we could launch this as a great new internet marketing system.
After some very hard bargaining, he agreed that I could share his secret with my list provided that we could charge a reasonable fee.
We could easily charge $10,000 for this fail proof system but being the benevolent and benificent people that we are, we have decided that, to give as many people as possible the system that guarantees to make them millions by 3am last Tuesday, we are making a limited time offer of $0.10 so grab it now while you can. We will be raising the price within the next century so make sure you don't miss out.
Go to www dot theywillbuyanycrap dot com and see what you will be getting.
p.s. This is very similar to a post that was censored in the Warrior Forum. Hopefully Ningers will see my message and understand what I am saying and not have a vested interest in Internet Marketing Crapology being prolonged and promulgated to excess.
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Comment by Karl F. Rose on January 15, 2009 at 9:49pm - And here I thought ALL I had to do was to leave my browser open all night while I sleep and when I open my inbox the next day my inbox to a GAZILLION messages that said "you received another payment". Then after cleaning my inbox, login into my bank acct where I have my money direct deposited into and WALLA!! overnight I made NO LESS than $20,000.00 while I slept. It's these crazy ass schemes that made me decide to focus more on what I ENJOY than the almighty dollar. Yes it would be nice to have an income in he 6 figure range BUT I got tired of the chase. Focusing more on my photography is far more rewarding to me and I know if I do things right, I really can get more of my work published and maybe even a little more income too. Now as much FUN as I have with my cameras notice the 'ONE LITTLE WORD' I use called 'WORK'. It takes me time and effort from the moment I press the shutter all the way to the image appearing online. So no matter WHAT you do, if you want the end result to be a success TIME and EFFORT is MANDATORY. I decided that I want to spend that necessary time doing something I LOVE. Oh well I've rambled enough. I have fr's appts and dental appts tomorrow and need to finish soon and get to bed. Good night.
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Comment by Cheryl Baumgartner CITRMS on January 15, 2009 at 5:23pm - Perceived value? I would think it's because you have to click a mouse every day. I thought you just signed up and the money poured in, all handled by capture pages and autoresponders while I'm out at the local mall spending my millions?
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Comment by Arthur Webster on January 15, 2009 at 9:46am -
Hi, Mark,
You are right - I totally missed out the perceived value.
That's probably why it was deleted from the Wimps Forum.
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Comment by Mark Hultgren on January 15, 2009 at 9:16am -
Ah OC,
I see you still manage to keep your sense of humor and wit!
Where you went wrong was not providing enough 'perceived value' for the dime they will be sending you! LOL
Yes many of the folks that scour the internet looking for the means to end all their worries and become so rich they never have to do anything is amazing. There are so many people that think they can get something for nothing! Unfortuunately, they seem to forget (or are completely unaware of) the fact that ANY business, no matter what it is, will take WORK to get running and keep it going. That is why they call it BUILDING A BUSINESS!
If you could just push a button or click a mouse and have a business built for you, earn mountains of cash and never have to do anything ever again, what would that say about YOU??? To me that says, that person is LAZY, not to mention the fact that they would also have to be insanely gullible.
I like to provide people with the tools, resources and help they need to get going on their own (and YES I have done fairly well doing this).
As a result, I usually manage to add one or two new domains to my list every other month, and each one is self-supportive within three months after launch. Does that mean that I can throw away my clothes after wearing them just once? Not even, it just shows that I re-invest in my business! I have a plan, and I follow that plan. When I see things are not working as well as I expected, then I take a long hard look at my plan and see where I might need to change it.
ANY business needs a business plan to succeed and survive, otherwise you would be throwing money away on hope. I HOPE this works and I HOPE I can earn something. I don't need to LEARN anything about business, or biuilding a relationship with my visitors I just have to HOPE MORE!! Not in this world!
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