As Ugly As I Wanna Be!

[Garnet Nagy]

Are you tired of all those miserable phonys who act so smart like they know everything?

Have you had it up to your retina's with faceless people incapable of communicating with another individual unless it involves them selling you something?

Do you find yourself time and time again wanting to say something but instead biting your tongue for fear of how others may treat you?

Wouldn't you love to just be YOU, do what you want with your life and have lots of really kickass friends who don't judge you and actually care about You and YOUR Individuallity, and who will stop at nothing in getting to know you, treating you respectfully and in appreciating you for who you are?

Are you as sick as I am with these annoying questions?

Isn't it just time people started treating people like people? As they would like to be treated? And without thoughts of whats in it for themselves or other shady ulterior motives??

If this is you my friend, keep reading cause I have just the solution for you!

But wait! Hold on a cotton pickin' sec....who the hell am I to offer you any advice or solutions? I don't even know you...

Well......they call me the BUSHMAN!


And I don't care who you are, I've been human for most if not all of my life and I know just how rotten and miserable it can get, but there's a whole different side....and thats why we're here today!

I don't care how many mistakes or bad choices you've made in your life.

I couldn't care less what color or ethic origin or sex you are.....or what political or religious views you uphold.

It doesn't bother me the least that you walk around with bad breath and that green shit hanging from your teeth...hey, thats your biz bro!(get some floss dude...or maybe them little floss stick thingys, something man!)

Mostly, I just don't care what the problem is....without friends life sucks!

But Garnet, just what are true friends?

Well thats a tough question if I've ever heard one! And with more answers than I care to even try and list right here and now, but let me share a few of my ideas about true friendship:

Probably one of the hardest assets to aquire, a true friend accepts you for who you are and that you are only as human as they themselves are.

A true friend doesn't run around trying to act superior to you or anyone else.

A true friend will give you the shirt off their back if they think you need it.

A TRUE friend will add they're thoughts on TRUE friends and what they are as a comment on this post! Heh! :))

True friends can talk about anything, without getting bent out of shape or taking things personal. In the case of some disagreement, they will always come to their senses, make up and in all likelyhood become even better friends.

True friends can laugh and joke about ANYTHING(including their big ugly butt or the fact they have tiny shrunken raisen balls!)

True friends will always give you their honest feedback, regardless of how it may make you feel.

True friends are what you need to make when your trying to build a business and reputation online. When I came online looking to make a few bucks, I had no one to turn to and hardly even the foggiest clue how to run a computer or just what kind of crap was out there posing as legitamite business. Hell, I come from the bush...just look at my home:
Which is why I like TRULY SOCIAL NETWORKING and Building relationships and trust so much...how else can some dude from the sticks learn everything he needs to know without having a bloody heart attack while having all kinds of fun and while rising to the ranks??

But don't just take my word for it, see what some others have had to say about true friendship and they're experiences on Unfettered!

Insert your testimonial here
P.S. If you ever, EVER screw with my friends or try to act like some bigshot know-it-all that knows everything, I will set your ass straight, Punk!! :))

[Cheryl Baumgartner CITRMS]

That's the very one I want to see! I am really in a mood tonight!
I can't really give you any pictures of the green teethed guy but I can let you listen to his song

[Garnet Nagy]

What this post really needs is some pictures to place under some of them 'friend facts'(with the exception of the raisin ball one!)....Like a hillbilly giving his shirtless cuz his ratty old shirt....

[Garnet Nagy]

See? Who says I can't help anyone find their major life purpose? ROF!!

As for you Miss Mariangie, where the heck you been hiding all my 'internet' life? :))

P.S. It is my personal ambition to be and make everything on the internet PERSONAL!

[Cheryl Baumgartner CITRMS]

LOL! if I come across any I'll Send you a can Mariangie!

Of course I disgust you! It's my purpose in life! I was wandering around aimlessly until some guy named Garnet Connected with me on APSense and the lightbulb went on over my head. I yelled "Eureka! That is my divine mission. Drive Garnet Nagy bonkers, or rather drive him more bonkers than he already is!

[Garnet Nagy]

Hi Cheryl....God your sick, you disgust me! Hey, what does 'morbid' mean? LOL!

[Cheryl Baumgartner CITRMS]

And by the way I guess I am one sick puppy, look at who I hang out with around here, The Member Formerly Known as "Fish Dude!"

[Cheryl Baumgartner CITRMS]

Well Jeez, And here I was about to harp on my blinding beauty and brilliant brain! Luckily I don't have to worry about shriveled raisin balls. Well even you must admit I AM the beauty of the bunch holding down the fort around here!

After working at a police dept for 12 years friendship is letting someone taze you or squirt you with mace! Just kidding, friends are the ones standing beside you and holding you up when you get the news no parent should have to hear. Friends are the ones that are there for you, friends are the ones that see you at your worst and still like you, Friends are the ones that laugh at your morbid sense of humor instead of telling you you are one sick puppy.